:thumb37591329: On a whim, I searched deviantART for a club based on Stephen Colbert and his show on Comedy Central, The Colbert Report. To my dismay, there seemed to be nothing. I was appalled. How could this great man have gone unappreciated on this site? So I said to myself, "Why not make a club myself?" And that's what happened. THE COLBERT FAN CLUB MISSION STATEMENT TO promote truthiness, freedom, and democracy not only in our country, but in areas where the light of American values has not yet penetrated, TO encourage love of our country and President in all areas of the world, IF, when encouraging said love or promoting said values, confronted with anger or hostility, to respond in kind with classic American weaponry, TO abstain from un-American activities, such as using the metric system or driving fuel-efficient cars, TO defend and patrol our nation's borders against incursions by illegal immigrants, TO shoot and kill any bear on sight, asking no questions and giving no mercy, AND to heighten the standing of Stephen Colbert among the common people. AFFILIATED CLUBS       |
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- Current Residence: America.
- Interests: The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert, America, democracy.
- Favourite band or musician: Peter Frampton.
- Favourite genre of music: The National Anthem.
- Favourite poet or writer: Stephen Colbert.
- Skin of choice: Stephen Colbert doesn't see color. He's color blind.
- Favourite game: World of ColbertCraft.
- Favourite gaming platform: Wii.
- Favourite cartoon character: Tek Jansen.
- Personal Quote: "You're on notice."
- Tools of the Trade: The American flag, truth, circular logic.
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